6. You force the pet names.
It’s only week two and you’re throwing around terms like “wifey,” “boo” and the dreaded “bae” (short for baby). When I see women do this I instantly want to scream “You don’t even know that man!!” Pet names can be cute, but they’re all kinds of awkward when thrown around prematurely. If it feels forced and phony, chances are it sounds that way too. Anybody can be a “baby” or “honey” but there’s nothing better than a nickname that’s unique to the relationship.