Subtle Ways Sex Changes After Marriage
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Julia Austin
You’re precious about the marital bed
It’s sort of funny, but you’re suddenly like, hey, this is our marital bed. We are adults. We are married. We need to take care of this thing. So please don’t squirt lube all over these nice sheets. And don’t squirt anything, um, else on them. And easy on this headboard: it cost a lot. We need our marital bed to look nice, ya know?
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