The Black Snob Asks: What If These White Celebs Were Black?

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Case No.1: Kim Kardashian

Famous for being famous, KimmyKakes has somehow made her 15 minutes of fame far surpass that of the mentor she trained under – Paris Hilton. Kardashian took the party heiress’ playbook and turned into a reality TV, fashion, sex tape, diet pill, book, perfume-scented empire.

BUT WHAT IF SHE WAS BLACK? She’d be a PARIAH.

America isn’t too kind to wayward black girls. Even if they are the well-heeled daughters of the elite. Black people accuse you of trying to make us all look bad while to most white people you’re a curious Hottentot novelty at best, invisible at worse.

Case in point: KarrineSteffans. Where’s the love for the world’s most famous video vixen? For some reason you don’t seem to want to do a photo spread of her in Elle Magazine. Then there’s the tragedy known as Montana Fishburne. And before you try to toss out former Paris Hilton compatriot Nicole Richie out there as the “exception” what sex tape was Nicole Richie in? The worst thing she ever did was once have a drug addiction that she thankfully overcame. And no one sold a video of that.

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