10 Ways You Should Be Naughty (Not Nice) For Christmas
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It’s Christmas time and everyone wants to make sure their name is on the “nice” list but, for adults, there’s always room to be a little naughty on this holiday. Whether that means getting down and dirty before family arrives or adding a bit more spice to those holiday cookies (and the bedroom) is up to you. We’re just here to provide a few ways you SHOULD be naughty and not nice on Christmas Day.
Before the festivities begin, why not surprise your honey with a sexy photo shoot? Grab your camera phone for a revealing selfie or make it professional and have a trusted photographer take the shots. Spice it up!
Have sex, sex and MORE sex! Just because Christmas is a holiday for families doesn’t mean you should avoid intimate contact with bae. Enjoy sexy time with your lover to release those endorphins and you will definitely be in the right mood to deal with the in-laws, messy cousins, nagging aunts and bothersome uncles.
Speaking of sex, since you’ll most likely be up all night baking and preparing for Christmas dinner, why not bring out that whip and fishnets for a bit of role-playing with your mate? Slap on the masquerade mask and be whomever you want, it’s Christmas for Ol’ Saint Nick’s sake!
After sexy time, take it outside and relive your childhood with a naughty snowball fight — which means you don’t play fair (face, necks, and lower backsides are not off limits!)
Now that you’re back inside the house, it’s time to get back to Christmas preparation and slip on the perfect holiday outfit with one addition–lingerie. Wearing lingerie under your holiday gear will bring a dose of deviance to the holiday cheer!
When gift giving time arrives make sure to save one stocking stuffer for the bedroom. Fill the stocking with naughty treats such as a water-based and flavored lubricant, Ben Wa Balls, rings, vibrators and whatever else brings a tingle to your jingle!
Do not forget the bubbly! Have plenty of alcohol in whatever form you like. Champagne, beer, whiskey, scotch–heck even egg nog will oil your engine to ensure the rest of the holiday cheer.
Now that dinner is prepared and everyone is seated at the table, it’s time to really put on your naughty hat and forgo that diet–treat yo self! Enjoy Christmas dinner with no qualms about calories, your burgeoning waistline or the anticipated New Year’s resolutions.
Grab a slow dance with your boo and really show your naughty side by whispering sweet nothings to each other.
No, this is not about sexual naughtiness — but before the day is done make sure to stop by your local shelter and feed the hungry and unhoused. Show your naughtiness by giving a few extra scoops of food to make someone’s day a little brighter.
