Sometimes it takes the right sexy gifts to get you both excited about being naughty together. Shove some of these in your partner's stocking.
We're just here to provide a few ways you SHOULD be naughty and not nice on Christmas Day.
Sometimes friends try to give me vibrators, dildos, edible underwear, and things like that. Everybody gets all excited and makes “Oooooooh” noises and talk about what a lucky man my partner is. I react to those gifts the way you might react to a knitted sweater from your aunt.