Check His Footwork: What His Shoes Say About Him

Unidentifiable Shoes: You know the kind of shoe I’m talking about. They look like sneakers or boat shoes but they have thin laces like preppy dress shoes? Plus they don’t have and identifiable logo to help you pin point what the heck they are. And on top of that, they are usually in brown or black. Odds are that unidentifiable shoe guy is probably a professor in college or a high school math teacher. The important thing to note here is that he has a job with benefits because that’s pretty much all you will have to look forward to on this one. Sure he is full of old head wisdom but he is also very conservative and a traditionalist. So if you like missionary – and only missionary – then he is your guy.

One caveat: Really wealthy men are known to be the unidentifiable shoe guy too. Unlike the loafer guy, who happens to be a lawyer, he has already reached the top, thus has nothing else to prove.