Check His Footwork: What His Shoes Say About Him

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Air Jeezy/Throwback Jordans/ or any of the other latest sneakers: This dude probably still nursing on the teet.  In fact, his momma or his auntie more than likely got him these sneakers for Easter or as a reward for getting good grades on his report card.  Seriously, if you are over the age of 21, you might want to check for ID because if not, you will likely be headed to jail. And because you are black, they’re going to have you on the local nightly news looking all crazy with your weave out and your real hair all over your head.  There is no caveat for this one, just a proper warning.

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