You Become Really Nice When You Want Something From Someone
You’re typically rude or indifferent 16 hours out of a 24 hour day (you’re usually sleep the other eight hours). However, when you want something from someone, you’re comparable to Mother Teresa, if only for a day. You come around someone’s way, cheesing and trying to get a brief 411 on what has been going on with them since you haven’t spoken in a while (since the last time you needed something). This attitude eventually leads to the joke being on you as people will soon catch on to your manipulative ways.