12 Useless Things We Say To Single People On Valentine’s Day
Most of those couples secretly hate each other
You may be right. Many of the couples enjoying $45 bowls of spaghetti and $24 cocktails on Valentine’s Day while someone awkwardly walks around trying to sell them roses might hate each other. Most relationships aren’t meant to last, after all, so most couples on this holiday spend money on someone they won’t be speaking to in a few years. Or they specifically use grand gestures to cover up their toxic, tumultuous relationship. All of these things could be true. But some of them are adorably happy couples who’ve been married for decades and you both know it.