Never be too trusting of the male “buddy” who offers to be there for you after a breakup. I remember a female comedian making some joke about realizing how many of her male “friends” were just “patient” men, as soon as she ended her relationship. They come out of the woodwork when you become single. And the guy who offers to bring over a funny movie and your favorite comfort food conveniently brings a condom, too. Because condoms are so comforting to women going through breakups…Men who do this, you should know you are a form of a predator.

Even if he seems so sweet right now, if he’s doing some weird or inconsiderate stuff under the sheets, some weird and inconsiderate behaviors will come up in every area of that relationship. Trust me.

We now know that any other conversation we try to make is just something you’re patiently sitting through until you get to sleep with us. We really can’t just have a normal conversation once you’ve hit on us. We know you’re just thinking, “Alright, enough of that—is this going down or not?”

One of the beautiful things about having been with and lived with a man for a long time now is that I’ve gotten an insight into the male mind. I haven’t just learned about the way my boyfriend thinks, but I’ve also learned about the way his friends think. Since I’ve been with my guy […]

Then there are the men who will allude to the fact that there are other women in the picture—other women who do have sex with them—so if this woman wants to stay in the picture, she better catch up. But that’s okay—she’s cool, bruh. You can go to those other women. Surely they exist…

Try to remember that when a man is just showering you with attention, you aren’t actually getting to know him. You know he can flatter you, sure, but you don’t really know anything else about his personality.

This one’s pretty slimy and terrible, too—the guy who pretends he’s going to make a useful professional introduction for you. Then that person “can’t make it” and it’s just the two of you at dinner—or worse, this guy’s home

Recently when I was hanging out with two of my most decent, honest (if I do say so myself) male friends I overheard them checking their online dating profiles. If I can be honest, they didn’t seem so decent after that! I couldn’t believe some of the things they were saying about their habits when […]

There is really no such thing as a good catcall.