7 Reasons Black People and Halloween Don’t Mix

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Pumpkins are Not Sweet Potatoes

Pumpkin, the official mascot of Halloween, must be the most useless fruit-vegetable thing there is. Black people don’t want pumpkin seeds, we prefer sunflower seeds. When you see nice looking pie over yonder, you’re hoping it is what it looks like: sweet potato pie and not a charlatan pumpkin pie look alike. We don’t want pumpkin soup, we don’t want pumpkin bread–it’s just not a pumpkin type of party for black people.

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