20 Funny Things That Happen When You’re Celibate For A Year

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You don’t have to lie to your mom

You used to have to lie to your mom about what you did last night or where you are right now (you can’t say you’re driving home because it’s 8 am on a Saturday—driving home from where she would ask). Now you tell her you’re at the Farmer’s Market and you…just…are.

 

 

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