Happy Birthday Eddie Murphy — With Your Crazy Self! 15 Hilarious One-Liners From The Funny Man
In 1989, Murphy teamed up with Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx and Arsenio Hall in his directorial debut of 1989’s Harlem Nights. Playing the smooth talking gangster Quick, Murphy had numerous memorable one-liners but perhaps the funniest one was what he said after meeting the beautiful Dominique La Rue (played by Jasmine Guy) and then realizing who her boyfriend was “What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, narsty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-back, 12-sandwich eating [man]?”