Happy Birthday Eddie Murphy — With Your Crazy Self! 15 Hilarious One-Liners From The Funny Man

The former “Saturday Night Live” alum, was at the top of the game in his stand-up special Raw, imitating his crazy family. But nothing was better than Eddie talking about his overweight Aunt Bunny who fell down the steps:

“Ever had a heavyset aunt fall down the steps? Make a whole lotta noise. It’s scary too because they call Jesus on the way down. And aunts don’t like to fall down the steps like a kid. They try to break the fall and hold it and stop it. And that just makes the fall take a half an hour then. Real loud like (Making the noises of Aunt Bunny falling down the steps) pretending to fall down the steps) Jesus Christ! Help me, Lord. Jesus, please. Jesus, God! Help me, Lord, I’m falling down the steps! Jesus Christ, please. My shoe! Oh Lord, Jesus Christ please. Help me, Lord! I’m halfway down now!”