Happy Birthday Eddie Murphy — With Your Crazy Self! 15 Hilarious One-Liners From The Funny Man
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Iva Anthony
Even though he got his start as a raunchy comedian who cursed just as much, if not more, as Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx, Murphy starred in the kid-friendly Dr. Dollitle. As the title character, Murphy proved that he could still be funny with a PG rating: “You spend all your time here, right? Probably grab your naps curled up in the break room; Little occasional nookie with one of the interns in the closet. But I have a real life, and I’d appreciate it if you only call me down here when there’s a REAL emergency. If one of my patients comes in carrying his own head, call me. If somebody comes in with a bicycle halfway up their A$$, call me.”
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