Happy Birthday Eddie Murphy — With Your Crazy Self! 15 Hilarious One-Liners From The Funny Man
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Iva Anthony
Murphy was nominated for a Golden Globe award for his numerous roles in 1996’s The Nutty Professor, which spawned several sequels. Gathered around the dinner table, Murphy was never better playing five different family members: “I think I do remember hearing somethin’ on TV about colon cleansin,” said Mama Klump. “They say everyone should have one. I’m thinkin’ about gettin’ me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.”
“You want your colon cleansed?” Papa Klump countered. “Fine, I’m gonna clean mine! [Farts] There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!”
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