Fuhgettabout It: 10 Things We Think Men Care About But They Really Don’t

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5.  Stretch Marks

Those thicker thighs, rounded hips or even that bundle of joy you wished for all came at a cost called stretch marks.  You could try thinking of it as a biological road map or God entertaining his interest in tattooing, but the truth is very few women are in love with their stretch marks and they probably think their man hates them too.  Stop worrying and slathering your cakes with cocoa butter like you are literally about to bake them.  Honestly ladies, I doubt a man is going to tell you to put your clothes back on and don’t call him ever again if he sees your derriere came with a little extra decoration.

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