Visiting a friend
A good friend moves across the country, or even across the world. The standard for being a good friend used to be seeing her once a month for lunch. Now the standard has jumped to buying a plane ticket to visit her. And you know it’s true, because she trash talks the other friends who’ve never visited her. “Did you know Chloe hasn’t even visited me?” she says, with so much stank. And you know if you don’t get around to visiting her, those comments will be about you. So because your friend decided to move to London, you’re now required to go to London at least once every five years to be considered a good friend. That’s not really in the budget for everybody.