Things Brides Want To Say But Can’t

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My toast to my parents is phony

In my speech, I’ll make my parents sound like saints. In reality, my dad didn’t give me as much money for this wedding as he promised me he would because his new wife is a gold digger who wanted to keep that money for her self. But yeah—my parents are perfect angels.

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