Things Brides Want To Say But Can’t

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I want the sash, the penis straws, and all

I secretly hope you go all out and embarrass me and make a whole spectacle of the bachelorette party. I want the sash, the cheesy veil, the penis straw, the shot glass that says “Bride” and the whole thing.

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