Things Brides Want To Say But Can’t

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Plus ones are mostly mooches

I can’t believe I’m feeding and giving alcohol to so many people I’ve never met, or met once. That cousin’s live-in girlfriend, that ex step-uncle’s new wife. I bet they just love mooching at weddings.

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