2. “Mom and Dad I’d like you meet…what’s your name again?”
You’re dating someone who appears to be sane and have it together, but they are literally hosting a Mardi Gras inside their head because they can’t believe you called back, let alone are dating them. Congratulations, you’re a banger. There’s nothing wrong with being a trophy from time to time and it’s OK for your partner to be proud and want to show you off to the world, but if your partner is only concerned about you when they have to make a public appearance, you may want to decline any future invitations.