Reckless Ways to Break Up with Someone
- By
MadameNoire
1. Via Text Message
Email is bad too, but the text really stabs at the heart, doesn’t it? His phone gives that familiar * ding * and he reaches in his pocket, kind of excited to find out who is thinking of him at that very moment. Your name pops up, he smiles. He reads the message, he frowns and depending on what kind of dude he is he might cry, text you back with question marks, blow up your phone or shrug and keep it moving. Breaking up via text is cold and cowardly. I don’t recommend such an action. Even if a guy is the worst of the worst, you wouldn’t want to spend the energy sending him a text message.
Possibly Justified Use: If you two are a strictly online couple (never met), then it’s fine to chuck deuces via technological means.
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