Dear, dear ladies of Madame Noire. We know you all are righteous, up-standing women who would never eva eva eva be so crass as to end a relationship with a man in a less than regal fashion. * giggle * The following list of reckless ways to break up with someone is by no means meant to be a guide, but provide a “Oh, women do things such as this?” moment as you sip your mint julep and fan yourself on your porch.
Mmmhmm….