10 Ways Role Play Can Go Terribly (And Hilariously) Wrong
The maid does real cleaning
Any good little maid costume comes with a little duster. It’s a real duster, too, that can actually remove dust. And as you’re playfully running it across banisters and TV stands while doing a seductive dance, you might realize that there really is a lot of dust in your home. Ew. It’s like everywhere. It’s caked on. Now you’re coughing because you stirred it all up. And now you’re arguing with your partner about how you said you two really should just hire a real housekeeper because the place is disgusting. And now you’re arguing because each person thinks they’re too busy to clean, and the other is insulted at the suggestion that they aren’t busy.