So Your Best Friend Is Marrying The Wrong Man

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When she gets high and mighty

My friend never thinks she’s above me, but she’ll say things to me like, “I just can’t wait for you to experience this,” or “I want you to get to have what I have.” And I see her looking at me like I’m some little sister who doesn’t understand this joy yet. I’m thinking, “Um, excuse me, I don’t want what you have. You may feel sorry for me, but secretly, everyone else feels sorry for you right now.”

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