Sexual Insecurities We All Have With New Partners

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The cleanup

You know the part where you do some weird crab walk to the bathroom so you don’t spill certain fluids on the floor. That is so awkward when you first start seeing someone. Now, in a long-term relationship, I just yell at my partner, “Grab some towels and clean me up. You did this!”

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