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Many movies make it seem like hooking up on the sand or in the water is such a great idea.
I don’t really know what is considered normal landscaping down there. I shave everything in the front. Some women have told me that’s bizarre, because they leave a small strip of hair. When I say I shave everything, I should mention I don’t shave my back door area. Maybe the man I’m sleeping with has only been with women who do that and thinks I’m gross. I don’t know!
They just can't help themselves.
Yes, it's possible to be too rough.
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