How Men Deal With Breakups Terribly
They have random sex
A man’s favorite way to “prove” this breakup is “seriously no big deal” is to have plenty of random sex right after it. He’ll swim in random sex (if he’s good at getting it, that is) and act like he has never been happier. Yup. This is the life for him. He just wants a new girl every night until the rest of his life and OH MY GOD HE MISSES HIS EX SO MUCH NOW HE IS CRYING DURING SEX WITH ONE OF THESE RANDOM WOMEN. Mmmhm. Denial bites you at random times.