Translating Man-Speak

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6. You could be the one

You’re not the one, so run fast, he’s bullShyteting you! You are the one is more like it, but if you could be the one well hell so could the girl who works at Jamba Juice. Don’t fall for this indecisive terminology. We’re good at playing the middle, allowing women to draw their own conclusions. You start thinking we like you more than we do, which gets us more perks. Next thing you know, you’re doing all the duties of a wife but you’ll forever be a girlfriend.

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