Translating Man-Speak
4. The condom broke
Maybe I’m the only one who has used this before. It’s a stall tactic for when you get in some superb cookie and prematurely let loose if you know what I mean. It’s quite a dirty trick. It totally upsets the mood because now everyone is worried. But in the midst of the worry it buys you time to get a new condom and get back up. TMI I know.