Things You Miss About College Hookups And You Know It
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Julia Austin
Nights of NOTHING
Okay, you don’t eat nothing on dates now. But you certainly wouldn’t dare to eat a burrito or half a pizza! Let me count the reasons: bloat, indigestion, too sober to ignore the calorie guilt, too hormonal to risk the skin breakout you’ll get from the greasy food. If you so much as think you’ll get laid, you eat a watercress salad.
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