Celebrity Men Answer The Question: “How Does It Hang?”
In case you’ve thought about it, these celebrity men finally gave us the details, straight from their own mouths, of what they’re packin’.
Not every man is brave enough to come out and say they’re very small, but not only did Enrique Iglesias fess up to having a small penis, but he even has a business idea for it:
“The next product I’m gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people, you know, from experience. Hopefully people won’t be ashamed when I step forward.”
Shia LaBeouf revealed his size in a Playboy interview where he awkwardly described his first time:
“It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Harry Potter went nude for his play Equus, but he said his member didn’t get a fair chance to make its debut: stage fright “tighten[ed] up like a hamster.”
We don’t know if that’s the animal we would have used…
Back in the ’70s, the future Governator was definitely afraid to talk about “it.” When an interviewer asked him if “it” was “disproportionate to the rest of you,” Schwarzenegger replied, “Women have told me they’re curious about its size–you know, outgoing chicks who’re just trying to be outrageous or horny. I hear all kind of lines, including ‘Oh, you’re hurting me; you’re so big.’ But it means nothing. Bodybuilders’ c—s are the same size as everyone else’s.”
Love and Hip Hop is apparently not the set to visit if you have something to hide. Joe Budden found that out the hard way when his NSFW pics were leaked online. And he had a whole lot to say about it in a long series of tweets:
#1. That picture is altered. #.2 I have no issue leaking my own d–k, lol #3. 2 the men commenting, who raised u ni–as?
& the day my d–k is released to the public….it certainly wouldn’t be SOFT d–k.. Lets use our brains here, lol
I get that it’s the new wave to say u hate Joe Budden… but really ?? I’ve beat off in front of enough women to take this 2 trial. Lol.
1 things for sure tho…. I’m getting famous again.
Do you believe Budden?
Robert Downey Jr.
When a student reporter at Cambridge asked the Iron Man actor “how big” he was, he quickly quipped “They don’t call me throbbing knob for nothing.”
Not exactly sure what that means, but we’re intrigued.
Justin Bieber’s outed member pushed actor Seth Rogen to out some facts about his own. When Howard Stern asked him what he thought of the paparazzi pic, he said,”It’s not bad, [but] it made me feel good about my [penis] because everyone’s like, ‘This guy has a huge [penis],’ and I saw his and I was like, ‘To his scale, it’s like an O.K. size. It was a pretty good size.'”
Shots definitely fired.
Seth Rogen thought he had the last word, but Justin Bieber isn’t quite done impressing everyone with his size after paparazzi caught him skinnydipping. When he finally opened up about the pictures, he told Billy Bosh,“That was shrinkage for me.”
Well, he was in the pool…
Do we know what Mr. Berg’s member looks like? His ex and former Love and Hip Hop Hollywood co-star Hazel-E posted this (NSFW) pic on Instagram captioned, “It’s funny how I wake up & this n*gga on my Dicc! #FunSize #LHHH @hitmaka #lilbutterfingers.”
We thought this case was closed, but Yung Berg told us not to believe it because Photoshop was involved.
Who do you believe?
We all got a glimpse of little Ben Affleck in Gone Girl. But Affleck told MTV that the film didn’t do him justice. “It was a very cold set. It was freezing. It was subzero.”
How can you get a better idea of it? See it on the big screen. Affleck joked, “It costs extra. It’s IMAX penis! You’ve gotta pay 15 bucks to see it in 3-D. It looks better in 3-D.”
How big is Jon Hamm? After a paparazzi of his print was shown to the world, he would like you to stop asking him the question. He asked Men’s Fitness readers, “Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d–k? I can’t believe I’m still talking about this.”
Believe it, Jon. There are entire Tumblr accounts dedicated to glimpses of it. And it does look kind of impressive.
When this photo landed on the Internet, Idris Elba had to speak up about the question that was on everyone’s mind: Is it really that big?
Unfortunately, Elba fessed up and said ipeople were looking at a mic cable. He went on to say, “What am I gonna say? I’m not gonna go out there and pretend that I have a 12-foot d–k. It’s just not how I was raised, you know what I mean?”
For some reason, we still think he’s being modest.
Hollywood has been obsessing over Michael Fassbender’s impressive size ever since it dropped everyone’s jaws when he starred in the movie Shame.
But Fassbender said not only is he sick of all of the “how big” questions, he thinks it’s a form of sexual harassment: “It wouldn’t be acceptable, it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], ‘Your vagina …’ You know?”
Kanye West’s comments about his NSFW leaked pics? He’s just mad that you couldn’t see the whole thing, because according to West, it’s that big.