Bless him, he’s trying. But some of these moves men only think are romantic need to be retired ASAP. Got any more to add to the list?
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Giving You Lingerie As A Gift
Uh… this is your present. Where’s mine?
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P Picks
I’ll never understand why men think we love these.
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Kissing You Mid-Sentence
This is adorable in the movies, but feels like you just want to shut her up (or run the risk of bumping teeth) in real life.
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Surprise Shower Sex
You don’t know what kind of shaving acrobatics I’m up to in here, and I’d like to keep it that way.
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Proposing in a Super Public Place
My best friend’s husband popped the question during a shower-less corporate camping retreat and she still hasn’t forgiven him. It’s only polite to make sure she’s dressed for the occasion.
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Hiding The Ring In Food
Speaking of bad proposal ideas, can we all agree to end this choking hazard too?
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Showing Up Unexpectedly
You should always call before you come, especially if the relationship is still new. Transforming from “couch and Netflix” to “boyfriend and Netflix” takes time.
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Whipped Cream, Chocolate Sauce and Other Sex Foods
Everyone has to try this at least once — to discover what a hot, sticky, unsanitary mess it really is.
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Fight To “Defend Your Honor”
Romantic? No. Childish? Yes.
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Getting A Tattoo Of Your Name
Never ever a good idea.
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Public Serenades
Anyone else find this incredibly awkward?
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Walking With His Hand In Your Back Pocket
I just don’t like the way this looks. Not to mention that it makes it hard to walk.
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A Surprise Pet
Unless you’ve been dropping serious hints, getting a surprise lifetime commitment isn’t really cool.
