Moves Men Only Think Are Romantic

August 28, 2015  |  
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Bless him, he’s trying. But some of these moves men only think are romantic need to be retired ASAP. Got any more to add to the list?

Giving You Lingerie As A Gift

Uh… this is your present. Where’s mine?

P Picks

I’ll never understand why men think we love these.

Kissing You Mid-Sentence

This is adorable in the movies, but feels like you just want to shut her up (or run the risk of bumping teeth) in real life.

Surprise Shower Sex

You don’t know what kind of shaving acrobatics I’m up to in here, and I’d like to keep it that way.

Proposing in a Super Public Place

My best friend’s husband popped the question during a shower-less corporate camping retreat and she still hasn’t forgiven him. It’s only polite to make sure she’s dressed for the occasion.

Hiding The Ring In Food

Speaking of bad proposal ideas, can we all agree to end this choking hazard too?

Showing Up Unexpectedly

You should always call before you come, especially if the relationship is still new. Transforming from “couch and Netflix” to “boyfriend and Netflix” takes time.

Whipped Cream, Chocolate Sauce and Other Sex Foods

Everyone has to try this at least once — to discover what a hot, sticky, unsanitary mess it really is.

Fight To “Defend Your Honor”

Romantic? No. Childish? Yes.

Getting A Tattoo Of Your Name

Never ever a good idea.

Public Serenades

Anyone else find this incredibly awkward?

Walking With His Hand In Your Back Pocket

I just don’t like the way this looks. Not to mention that it makes it hard to walk.

A Surprise Pet

Unless you’ve been dropping serious hints, getting a surprise lifetime commitment isn’t really cool.

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