Fashion Dos and Don’ts for Clubbing in Your 30s

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8. DO go minimal.

And by minimal, I don’t mean clothes.  But while we are talking about minimal clothing, underwear, bras worn as tops and anything that makes you look like you should be dancing on the pole are not good looks.  If you are going to wear a g-string and a long shirt at least invest in a pole dancing class so your half-naked behind can get paid to be harassed by creepy men.

By minimal, I do mean leave the huge purses for sneaking in candy and snacks at the movies.  You don’t need you day planner, Urban Decay’s Midnight Cowboy collection and all of your credit and discount cards to party.  A small clutch should be enough for your makeup compact, lipgloss, ID, keys, mints and pepper spray.  Anything more and you’re just asking to be robbed or exhausted from trying to balance your bucket bag with your whole life inside while you do the Stanky Leg.

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