1. DON’T wear catsuits to the club. Actually don’t wear catsuits to anywhere that isn’t Gotham City.
I’m convinced catsuits weren’t actually made for real life and when I see anyone wearing them that isn’t a part of a Nicki Minaj video, I die a little inside. The thing about your 20’s is that you may actually believe that the fashion seen in music videos will play out well in real life, when in actuality you usually end up looking like a watered down Marvel comic book character. Leave the leather and vinyl cat suits to Catwoman. And don’t get me started on the denim jumpsuits. If you watch Jersey Shore, you already know about “Denim, Denim,Denim!” Deena’s denim jumpsuit was played out and so is yours. Hang it up, flatscreen.