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Recently, August Alsina made headlines. And not for his music but for his manhood.  A groupie claimed Alsina is very well-endowed. Endowed to the point it ruptured her cervix. OUCH!

She said, “I admit I was the aggressor at first. We kissed hard asnd I practically ripped his clothes off literally. He got into it and let me play rough with him. But when I took off his underwear LAWD JESUS I didn’t know d*cks like that existed. No lie MTO that thing has to be a foot long and thick. It looks like a bottle of Febreeze.

But Alsina is only one of many celebrity hunks with a long dong, MadameNoire compiled a list of celebrity hunks who are rumored (or more so proven) to be well-endowed. Readers, you might as well as start fanning yourselves now.

Jay-Z


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Jay Z

Beyoncé has gotten very candid about her love… hell… sex life with Hov. And she isn’t the only one. His manhood has been compared to a lot of things by Carmen Bryan. She compared “it” to a baby’s arm, the neck of a giraffe and an elephant’s trunk. She said,  “the biggest d–k you will ever see in your life…Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.” Ironically, Bey’s one of Pepsi’s celebrity spokespersons. 

Tommy Lee


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Tommy Lee

Who hasn’t seen Lee’s penis by now? I mean, it was the subject one of the most glorious celebrity sex tapes of them all with Pamela Anderson. If he decided to give up music right then and there, he could’ve had quite the porn career. But there were those Hepatitis C rumors — that Anderson contracted it after sharing a tattoo needle with him. But he denied he had it. So yeah, a porn career wouldn’t have worked out for him.

Soulja Boy


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Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy actually kind of shocked the world with his dong selfie. And the world came to find out he was well-endowed. This comes after a pic was posted of him not so aroused, and he was called out for having a little one. But he showed you all… almost, literally with a follow-up pic of his dong fully aroused. And it goes to show, never judge a book by its cover. Soulja Boy might just be a grower not a shower. Look at the NSFW pics here.

Chris Brown


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Chris Brown

If you spend any time on the Internet then you know about Brown being well-endowed. In fact, there’s official proof with naked selfies, which I will leave to you all to Google if you haven’t seen it. But if you want the NSFW version as opposed to be at home in my room alone version, then click here. Just know the R&B bad boy is packing though.

Big Sean


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Big Sean

Big Sean is another artist whose penis surfaced online. And let’s just say now we get why a slim guy is called “Big” Sean. But he said the pic wasn’t him. Nevertheless, was he being completely honest? He did say he’s big. His exact words, “I’m way bigger than that.”

Michael Fassbender


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Michael Fassbender

There’s no shame in his game. Although in his film “Shame,” he did show off his game. And it took up a bulk of the big screen. George Clooney even joked about it at the 2012 Golden Globes. He said, “I like to thank Michael Fassbender for taking over the frontal nudity responsibility I had. Michael, honstely, you play golf like this with you hands behind your back. Go for it, man. Do it!”

Drake


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Drake

Drake, also, had groupies talk about having sex with him. One talked about his manhood. She told Media Takeout“Who said light skinned dudes weren’t in? I was locked in, as Diddy would say, on him. I figured he’s like 6’2” so he has to be holding something, and lord he was. It was like some porno sh*t I swear, they could mold that thing and sell it in stores.”

David Beckham


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David Beckham

Everyone can see what Beckham’s working with in his H&M ads. But his wife Victoria confirmed it for everyone who drools over Beckham, she said, “It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

And he responded with, “Let’s just say I’ve been told I don’t need any help in that department. I think I’m pretty OK!”

Jon Hamm


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Jon Hamm

Hamm likes to walk around with no draws on — showing off his dong. Just look at the NSFW pics here. He loves that commando life. And he addressed the controversy of him showing off his goodies, ‘They’re called “privates” for a reason,” Hamm said. ‘I’m wearing pants, for f***’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a f***ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c***, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal…But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Ray J

Ray J’s sex tape with Kim Kardashian leaked and she got famous. He became more of a douche. But he is known now as a douche with a big d***. And then, he bragged about hitting it on “I Hit It First.” Oh brother!

Jared Leto


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Jared Leto

Apparently, the Oscar winner has a future in porn, if he wants to do it, that is. His ex-girlfriend Corina Taylor gave Leto a BIG compliment. Jared was the most I ever had to work with,” she said.

Robin Thicke


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Robin Thicke

It’s safe to say his last name is very fitting for him. In his video for “Blurred Lines” there’s a graphic that said, Robin Thicke has a big d*ck.” His estranged wife confirmed it, “Robin’s like, ‘Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand,’ but I think that the statement is fairly accurate!”

Serge Ibaka


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Serge Ibaka

An Instagram pic of Ibaka with his pecker showing through his pants would make anyone do a double take — male, female, gay, bi, lesbian or straight. It’s hard to miss! The NBA star was photographed wearing no underwear with sweats on. I’m sure it made many guys and gals sweat. Keri Hilson, you go girl.

Liam Neeson


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Liam Neeson

When Janice Dickinson wrote her tell-all book, she certainly told all we needed to know about Neeson and that time they shared together. It sounded like fun. She said, “he unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane! Wouldn’t you just go gaga? He was amazing!”

Eddie Murphy


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Eddie Murphy

For some of you, Murphy might be a DILF. But the comedic actor is said to be packing as well. Gary Griffin, author of “Penis Size and Enlargement” said Murphy is known to be very well hung — probably in the 8-9″ (20-22 cm) range.” With that, no wonder he has been a known womanizer and if he wasn’t trying to be a family man as well, he could’ve been just like his character Marcus in Boomerang.

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