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Rumor has it R&B singer August Alsina is packing. And while this may have some of you licking your lips, his equipment might present a hazard.

According to Hip Hop Wired, Alsina and a groupie met up in Virginia after one of his shows. She paid for her own plane ticket but August was kind enough to leave her tickets to the show and backstage passes. After the show he took her back to the hotel room and that’s when all hell broke loose and by hell I mean the walls of her vagina.

The groupie released a statement describing the ordeal. 

I admit I was the aggressor at first. We kissed hard and I practically ripped his clothes off literally.

He got into it and let me play rough with him. But when I took off his underwear LAWD JESUS I didn’t know d*kcs like that existed.

No lie MTO that thing has to be a foot long and thick. It looks like a bottle of Febreeze.

When I saw his thing I was like whoa, you’re going to have to go slow with that.

He did at first. It hurt at first. Then I started loving it. After a while he started going in real deep, he pumping me and putting all his weight behind it. It felt good until I felt a pop. Somehow his big d*ck hit something he shouldn’t.

I felt so much pain my legs started shaking.

I swear it must have happened to him before because he immediately stopped and started asking if I was OK. I told him I was, but I wasn’t because blood was dripping out of me and I couldn’t walk.

He had his security team drive me to the hospital and I was there for 4 days with a ruptured cervix. Doctors say that I lost so much blood that I could have died.

Now I’m considering suing August for my pain and suffering. He’s been cool about everything but I think I should be compensated for being injured like that. He should be more careful with that thing in his pants.

I don’t know about you all but I had a hard time reading that without laughing. Of course, I’m inclined to believe that this did not happen but when August sat down for an interview with “The Sana G Morning Show,” the crooner didn’t exactly deny these claims. Instead, he played coy flashing a mischievous grin and said, “I mean…it is what it is… No, I’m not getting sued.” 

Check out the video with August and let us know if you believe that this went down or not.

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