MadameNoire Featured Video
1 of 15

Men aren’t the only ones who holla. Ladies just like to keep their thirst on the low.

The Thirst Is Real

Anybody else’s mouth feel dry?

I Bet He Can Dance

And by “dance” we mean “put it down.”

Do You Think He Dates Black Girls?

No, seriously. Do you think Chris Hemsworth dates black girls?

I Bet He Only Dates White Girls

You just have a feeling…

Sexual Chocolate!

In your Randy Watson voice.

I Bet We’d Have Pretty Babies

Pretty, cafe au lait babies.

“I Just Wanna Be The Girl You Like”

Sing it, Yonce.

He Looks Stuck On Himself

But you know you’re going to holla anyway.

Lord Jesus Help Me Please

I apologize. I don’t normally take the Lord’s name in vain.

Holla, Holla, Holla

In this dude’s voice from the Dave Chapelle Show.

*Singing Jungle Fever*

“I’ve got jungle fever, he’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love”

Huh?

You were too busy staring at those lips to hear a word he was saying.

*Speechless*

Close your mouth before you catch flies.

Dead, Flat-Lined

There’s just something about a beautiful brother in a nice suit.

I Saw Him First

It’s like calling “shotgun.” Respect the rules.

TRENDING ON MADAMENOIRE
Comment Disclaimer: Comments that contain profane or derogatory language, video links or exceed 200 words will require approval by a moderator before appearing in the comment section. XOXO-MN