Men aren’t the only ones who holla. Ladies just like to keep their thirst on the low.
The Thirst Is Real
Anybody else’s mouth feel dry?
I Bet He Can Dance
And by “dance” we mean “put it down.”
Do You Think He Dates Black Girls?
No, seriously. Do you think Chris Hemsworth dates black girls?
I Bet He Only Dates White Girls
You just have a feeling…
In your Randy Watson voice.
I Bet We’d Have Pretty Babies
Pretty, cafe au lait babies.
“I Just Wanna Be The Girl You Like”
Sing it, Yonce.
He Looks Stuck On Himself
But you know you’re going to holla anyway.
Lord Jesus Help Me Please
I apologize. I don’t normally take the Lord’s name in vain.
Holla, Holla, Holla
In this dude’s voice from the Dave Chapelle Show.
*Singing Jungle Fever*
“I’ve got jungle fever, he’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love”
You were too busy staring at those lips to hear a word he was saying.
Close your mouth before you catch flies.
There’s just something about a beautiful brother in a nice suit.
I Saw Him First
It’s like calling “shotgun.” Respect the rules.