You Want Me To Do What!? 9 Very Random, Rachet And Reckless Sex Positions You Should Pass On For Valentine’s Day
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IndigoBlack
The Ice Cream Stand
This one sounds like fun, but it’s no fun for your ladybits. You’re expected to somehow wind up with your legs in the air (the preferred method of finding yourself like this is by way of handstand, but that’s a hell no), and in the end, your man puts ice cream down there and is expected to eat it…out. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with using edible products and actual food to entice a man to head down south, but ice cream!? One, can you say brain freeze? And two, can you say sticky arse mess!? Stick with the simple foods and leave the frozen goods for insertion in the freezer only.
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