You Want Me To Do What!? 9 Very Random, Rachet And Reckless Sex Positions You Should Pass On For Valentine’s Day

The Abe Lincoln

This has nothing to do with going and seeing the movie Lincoln, and trust, there’s nothing alluring about that. Instead, it has to do with one partner looking like Abraham Lincoln after the sexual experience has ended. Probably the dumbest sex position I’ve read about…today…it’s a winner for the person who cares a little bit about hygiene, but not really. What’s supposed to happen is that before sex, either you shave your partner’s nether regions or he does it himself. He collects the hair in a bag, and after “reaching his peak” your beau is to release on your face–and then pour the hair on it to make you look like you have Lincoln’s beard. This plan would be okay if we could stop the whole thing after the shaving process. Some men know they need to mow their lawns badly…like five-months-ago-would-have-been-nice badly.