Mary J. Blige
Mary sang “Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty flour tortilla” with so much passion in that random Burger King commercial, you would have thought it was a Negro spiritual. The Queen of Hip-Hop Soul got a pass for being tired of people trying to “understand estimate my intelligents” via Twitter, but sanging like it’s Sunday over some chicken in 2012 was deemed unacceptable. There just aren’t enough times that one can keep What’s the 411? on repeat to erase “What’s in the new chicken wraps?” from the memory.