When You’re Mid-Breakup During Quarantine
He didn’t want to break up
Oh yeah, did I mention this part? The guy didn’t want the breakup. He begged her to stay. And now…she did! So he’ll keep pretending everything is normal, calling her babe, asking what they should make for dinner, trying to watch their show on Netflix together. It’s this bizarro parallel universe in which he’s pretending the breakup never happened.