Dating A Man Who Doesn’t Have His Sh*t Together
His wallet is a rubber band
The man does not have a real wallet. You try to buy him wallets. He says he has no use for them. He just has tons of bills and coupons, strapped together in a wad within a rubber band. Or perhaps he just keeps these in a little Zip-Lock baggy. Or he doesn’t bring money anywhere and just asks everyone to front him.