Why Afternoon Sex Is The Best

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You haven’t had all meals yet

I often don’t want to have sex because I just feel too full and bloated. Considering that dinner is often the heaviest meal I have (I know it shouldn’t be, but it is—I’m working on becoming a bigger breakfast person), I am not really feeling light and flexible when sexy time comes along. I just downed half a pound of lasagna and some toffee cookies with ice cream. Earlier in the day, you still feel svelte and ready for some sexy acrobatics.

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