In Honor Of Near Miss Day: Relationships I’m Glad I Escaped

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The uptight, too-clean guy

Look, the allure of money and a Stepford-like life tempted me once. I met a man who had his own successful company and…perhaps no soul. His apartment was upscale, spotless and…heartless. He had someone do his clothing shopping for him—not even his style represented who he was! He rarely said a bad word. He was very tight-laced, clean-cut, and…boring. Ugh. I just couldn’t do it. He found me to be an entertaining toy—a light in his dull life—but he wasn’t much fun to me.

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