Funny Relationship Firsts That Mean You’re A Real Couple
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Julia Austin
Leaving so he can masturbate
He once went to great efforts to cover up this activity. He’d ask for a detailed layout of your schedule so he could identify a time he’d have the apartment to himself. Now he just says, “Can you go for a walk? I need to masturbate.” And you happily go for that walk. You know it’s good for him to, eh, help himself.
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