Why I Don’t Toss Salad And You Can’t Judge Me

- By

via GIPHY

My partner is gassy

My partner is the gassiest man in the world. The mere thought of someone farting in my mouth…woah sorry, just almost vomited then.

Comment Disclaimer: Comments that contain profane or derogatory language, video links or exceed 200 words will require approval by a moderator before appearing in the comment section. XOXO-MN