Pick-Up Lines That Instantly Disqualify Men
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Julia Austin
I’d like to wife you up
Oh gee, thank goodness. Because we were just sitting around, waiting to be picked. The only thing stopping us from being your wife is your desire to wifey us up. Certainly nothing else like…our opinion of you and whether or not we want to be wifeyed up at all.
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